Scrubs

Over the last month or two, Tim and I have been watching a lot of Scrubs. It is hilarious, and I'm so sad that it's going into it's last season. Here are a couple funny quotes from the show that make me giggle every time.

Dr. Cox: "People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling."

Dr. Cox: "The way I see it, life it just too short to not work with people who crap their pants at the mere sight of you."

J.D. : You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.

JD: Y'know how I am totally down with the rap music?
Turk: Dude... be whiter.

Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.

Janitor: (over the PA) Dr. Dorian, Dr. Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you'd know what that means.